Your Proper Dose

Episode 25: Glory Hole Waterslides

yourproperdose — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:16:17 +0000

Unfriending on Facebook, turn off your phone and watch your fuckin movie, Stop having assholes for kids!, Brief Drive Stuns on 10 year olds, Fun times with household fires, Old men talking make John cry, USA not slipping on STD’s, Why are You not having sex with Nate?!, Trivia for this ep… how many times do we do the high voice?, Jackass 3 Death Pool who’s in, kernel cock, Enough with Jeff Dunham America we’re sick of it!, Nates Ann Coulter-esque adams apple, RIP Oprah, Everyone make plans to come to Vegas for World Championship of Red Rover 2010, Where’s the Burger King Titty Menu?, Thanks for listening everyone!

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Overdose 3: Four Balls Swinging As One

yourproperdose — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:06:53 +0000

Put your dick away Huey Lewis, John likes commercials, Did that just come out of me?!, Punching old people in the lower intestines, No Opinion For You!, Analyzing Erections, Needle Dick, What is sasparilla, The Health Dept can suck a fatty, Someone build us a YPD-mobile, Story time with Nate, 4 balls swinging as one, Jennifer Grey looks like Wesley Snipes, John will smith the shit out of your words, pillow fight anyone?, I’m not pissed that’s just my face, They’re just words people, Thanks for listening…send us an e-mail at

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Episode 24: Austrian Pubey Ass Beer

yourproperdose — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:25:00 +0000

Dave AKA Zombie Dave is here along with regular extraordinaire Erin, It’s the Drunkest episode of all time, Your couch sucks, Do Asians know what potatoes are?, Cherries are delicious, Have you EVER been to a good Parade? Send us pictures of your workplace Shrek, Have you ever seen a midgets fingers!?, Erin only likes Nancy Grace and Twilight, it’s time to go away U2, John keeps hate alive for The Beatles, Get that sperm away from me, 16% beer, Austrian Pubey Ass Beer, Is there anything sadder than singing happy birthday to an adult at work, go watch A Christmas Carol, go fuck yourself jellyfish, Stop double fisting everybody! Thanks for listening

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Episode 23: Eating Sushi Off Nipples

yourproperdose — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:20:56 +0000

Special guest Shae makes the show funky fresh, The Minimum is 15%!, what up lord xenu, You either believe in your religion or you don’t, Calm the fuck down it’s a Comedy Show, Peopleless people, We talk about South Park too much, It’s the Korean hip hop group BIGBANG yo, if theres not a penis involved Nate doesn’t want to see it, Pajamas don’t count as Halloween costumes, Stop dresssing your kids like Sluts, Cum here doggy, This week in Fruit Bats, John says once a day is enough, mmmm chest plates, relax and learn something…

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Episode 22: 5 O’clock Ball Shadows

yourproperdose — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:32:50 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen… Gary from Kings and Champions podcast!,Stop saying the word crotch, don’t sleep on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, enough with the surcharges!, John is scared of everything, Gary pimps Drag Me To Hell, Hey Saw movie franchise KNOCK IT OFF!, put the puppet down and just tell your joke moron, Where my tea baggers at?, the Atomic Sit-Up, Stop showing your bleached asshole to everyone, we finally talk about shaving balls, Nates hair-kini, Puking and swallowing said puke, deviled eggs, John puts the kibosh on Nates penis again, you know it’s gonna make you feel good

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Episode 21: Kathleen Turners Sand Trap

yourproperdose — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:43:34 +0000

Erin is back!, Don’t think first just swallow it, start being grateful America, Johns horrible goatee, Sand Traps, Hey Kathleen Turner!, Real life dorks…I mean vigilantes, Best Super Villain Power?, you either want to go to sleep or you don’t, Germans are cry babies, Start freezing your Bacon, This week in Deathwatch 2016: Rio Edition, You talkin to me fish?, How good are the hookers in Hong Kong?, One question… what’s the whale penis ratio?, thanks for listening everybody

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Episode 20: Manufactured Karma

yourproperdose — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 01:38:10 +0000

Jake is back, The Four Seasons, Wyoming is like Sarajevo, Suicide by Pet, performing for football players, John uses the word propensity, America is Radical!, Manufactured Karma, Nate says fast food is bad for you, This week in TaunTauns, dead bodies anyone?, Can you call Asia the Orient?, The creepiest Pedicure around, little lex luther penguin, hey pizza hut… YOU’RE A RESTAURANT!, don’t sleep on Culvers, shutup and listen…your welcome

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Overdose 2: Mile High Moments

yourproperdose — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:44:43 +0000

John Gary Tim and Wes go to Denver, a very serendipitous and farty trip, don’t trust navigation systems, Wyoming…you are the worst…Ever, Gary’s girlfriend, The Brug, the most nonsensical joke ever told, Don’t sleep on Amy Schumer, Belladonna is from Utah, Tim wants a blowie from Jim Norton, fun times with truckers, Bloody Fridays, everyone’s a sellout, bye bye satellite radio, John is George Murison, so Non-Homophobic we might actually be Gay, no ones looking… go ahead and take an extra dose!

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Episode 19: Gay Olympics

yourproperdose — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:54:17 +0000

Broncos win so John is Drunk!, Magnetic Men, we talk about Johnsons, Irish people Appear to be White People, the show Mash sucked, should you have to pay for work uniforms?, crapping cocaine, Your on notice Alabama, Gay Olympics (no really)!, Gerardo And Snow!, Worldwide Ineptitude, have fun dying in Brazil Olympic Athletes!, Best Drive-Thru?, Transformers 3, He’s A Child Molester!!!!, Australian LSD, Everyone go punch a kangaroo this week

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Episode 18: The Mighty Dykes

yourproperdose — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:38:49 +0000

We’re joined in Studio by special guests Roberto and Shae, Eating Eye Bugars (also pimple puss…yeah pimple puss), favorite beer?, John says screw Usher, The Old Dirty Bastard, All Bertos sports teams Suck!, Don’t sleep on Female Hockey, Dexter!, Dumbbell Cock, orangutans, Trip-and-Fall Pregnancies, what up U.K.!, are there Glory Holes in Utah?, Kiss sucks deal with it, Seen Highlander?, Best day for your money at the Zoo ever, Knock it off already South Carolina, Berto breaks the N Word down for the whities, You Know What Time It Is! yourproperdose@gmail.com

Episode 17: Wolves and Wheelchair Races

yourproperdose — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:03:45 +0000

Best Adam Sandler movie? Boobie-Heads!, Chris Walken is Dope, Do Brits consider England an island?, A moratorium on Nates penis, Beyonces ass should be 50% bigger, Americas Best Dance Crew, Did a spider splooge on your face?, Wheelchair Races, This week in Wolves, Hey CNN!!!!!!!!, Really Immigration?, We’re watching you Portugal, Mermaids are always wet, Topical Hard Ons, Send us tickets to Zombieland

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Episode 16: The Left One Hangs Lower

yourproperdose — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:45:27 +0000

92 proof, Nates childhood cougar/alcoholic phase, Croquet Mallets, YPD Sports, Fucked Up Celebrity Child Name of the Week, We swear we’re not alcoholics, Relax… its just a movie!, If you wear sunglasses inside…you’re an Asshole, Rose Tinted Baby, Which one of your testicles hangs lower, Screw Brendan Frasier, Popcorn Sickness, The Worst Best Movie Ever, freecreditreport.com torture, Big Mac Burritos, Colostomy Bag Delight, Come take your medicine…

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Episode 15: The Slap-A-Ho Getaway

yourproperdose — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 08:21:47 +0000

Send gifts for our Quincinera, Battle of the Bands, Extenze Energy Drinks, Bad Boys 3, Hey tiny choked asian lady… is your last name really Tequila?, Jim Breur can suck it, Deep Fried State Fairs, We will fuck your pie up!, How dare you hate Bacon!, What do you do with old VHS tapes, Yo Hyrum’s… your name sucks, This Week in Stepping It Up a Notch, Your dead to us Paintball, Nates clip-on Penis Ring, Pete Rose AND Pete Rozell, Open up and take it… have a RADICAL week everybody!

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Episode 14: Kung Fu Orgy

yourproperdose — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:33:54 +0000

Jake stops by and the Three Amigos Ride Again, John really needs 50 bucks, male planes, The Jerk…Fuck it, David Carradine AND David Caruso!, the 8 second Kung Fu Grip Method, The best threesome ever, Nates free fall orgy, washing sidewalks in the rain, Jakes crazy grandma, YOUNG GIRLS CANNOT WEAR HIGH HEELS!, Pregnant girls are horny, Stop decorating your babies IDIOTS, Cock and Lock It, Equestrian Style!, Stop all the BS and just get it on, YPD Sports, relax and let it tickle your ears

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Episode 13: Gold Tits on a Canvas

yourproperdose — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:44:00 +0000

John is Party Boy, Nate pulls a Hat Trick, Titties Everywhere!, Knock it off Utah… we’re sick of it already!, Less meth More poker, Did you see who shot me?, Black White Supremicists, Anyone seen Karate Kid II ?, Magic unsavory Johnson, Is Bruce Willis fucking someone hotter than Ashton Kutcher?, Halle handy Berry, IMDB over/under game, Cover it up Germans!, Cows…you’re dead to us, Everyone send us fruit roll-ups, Parental Apathy, It’s the Last Starfighter… recognize bitch, belts & anuses, Pre-order the Your Proper Dose golden tits on a canvas Playgirl Spectacular!

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Episode 12: Hot Australian Nights

yourproperdose — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:00:59 +0000

Astral travel, Anita Baker, True Sploshers, Vegaaaaaaaas!, The 2009 Emile Hirsch Stalk begins, For the love of God… give porn stars some make-up, Seriously!?…Playboy!?, John’s old machine, Fuck T’s, Raped by Chocolate, Stop staring at Women you Creep, Clinton is back Bitches!, Is Lisa Lopez Dead?, We’re watching you Spain, Whats Australian for thanks?, This Week in Population Control and Geological Phenomenon, Furries. Open up and Take it. Your Welcome.

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Epsiode 11: A Proper Foursome

yourproperdose — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:02:29 +0000

Erin is back! Along with special guest Tonya, Nates booty dance, Don’t Sleep on Roller Derby, Boobs on Arms, Weighing Poop, The hike of death, Eat more chicken in cars, Is Roadkill Free?, Ben-Wa balls, A-holes, V-holes, Moneyclips!, Nate isn’t a promiscuous girl, lube lube lube, The 2 and under Roof Toss, Harry DumbleFuck, Haunted Molestations

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Episode 10: Throwing Snowballs Down Wells

yourproperdose — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:58:27 +0000

Special guest Berto is here Bitches! Throwing up on Hummers, First Impressions, Gotta have Interracial Porn! Snowballs down wells, Did you finish inside… or? The Michael Jackson Mistlenose blowjob holiday decoration, Underage toe pulling, Sucking on Moniques toes, Strangers! Chorizo Jolly Rancher Sticks, Chips for Special Occasions, Cigarette burns in Wendover, Open wide its time for your medicine yourproperdose@gmail.com

Episode 9: On A Coaster With Tupac

yourproperdose — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:47:28 +0000

Neil Diamonds sparkly nuts, Nate drinks way to many 80 oz beers, Whats My Muthafuckin Name?, Tupac is dead…let it go already, Screw Trams, Sandusky Ohio!, Sears is a deathtrap, Creepy Death of the Week, John gets way too serious, The Los Anaheim Dangels of California!, Send us the new 2010 Mayan Calendar,

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Episode 8: Midgets on Mini-Bikes

yourproperdose — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 04:34:38 +0000

Sloans are hot, Nate violates Ben Stein, Hating on Presidents, Gargling with Russians, The manliest handshake ever, Kobes alien rhombus head, Highly irresponsible rugby players, John has the worst hair ever, Sean Connery as Harvey Milk, Gay people! Cat rapists! Poor people baseballs! Sit down, Shut up, Open your ears and learn! yourproperdose@gmail.com